Valentine's Day with a Smile: Why Go for Humour This Year?
Valentine's Day. The day restaurants are packed, florists burst at the seams, and hearts fly through the air. But if you're not really into romantic clichés and "tear-jerker poems", or you've been together so long that the most romantic thing your other half can do is take out the trash, you're in the right place. We've put together a collection of funny Valentine's wishes that will lighten the mood and guarantee a smile.
Funny Valentine's Wishes for Women (From a Man)
Gentlemen, watch out! Humour is great, but on Valentine's Day it's thin ice. Joke around, but in a way that still makes your partner feel loved. And just to be safe, always add flowers as a "backup plan" (in case the joke doesn't land).
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„Darling, for Valentine's I wanted to buy you plane tickets to the Bahamas, but they wouldn't fit in the envelope. So here's a bouquet and yours truly instead!“
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„My love for you is endless... unlike my bank account. But I still splashed out. Happy Valentine's Day!“
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„I love you, even though you steal the blanket at night and your hair is all over the apartment. You're the best!“
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„Happy Valentine's Day! I'm glad we found each other. Who else would even put up with us, right?“
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„You're the only woman I let backseat-drive (sometimes). And that's the biggest proof of love there is! All the best.“
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Pink rose Adél
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Red Naomi Red Rose
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Rose Malibu
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Chocolate Heart Leonidas
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Flower box
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Bouquet of powder puffs
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Bouquet Rose garden
1 387 KčFunny Valentine's Wishes for Men (From a Woman)
Men love humour and often aren't big on romantic declarations. If you want to make him happy, send him something that amuses him and flatters his ego at the same time.
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„Happy Valentine's Day! You're the luckiest guy in the world... because you have me. You're welcome!“
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„I love you more than my morning coffee. And that's really saying something, because without coffee I'd probably end up killing someone.“
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„Happy Valentine's Day to the only person I can stand even before breakfast (most of the time).“
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„I promise I'll love you even when you're old, grumpy and bald. Partly because I'm already getting practice with you now. All the best!“
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„You're like my comfiest bra: close to my heart and giving me great support. Happy Valentine's Day!“
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Wooden box Diplomat for a man
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Wooden box Kraken for a man
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Sedlák wine box
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Wooden box Cremant
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Ficus Benjamin
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Only celebrating Valentine's Day "so people don't talk", and would rather joke about it instead? Here's inspiration for couples who are above it all.
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„Happy Valentine's Day! I ordered pizza. That's real love, in the shape of a circle.“
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„I love you. Now that we've said it and done our duty, can we go lie back down in front of Netflix?“
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„Happy Valentine's Day. Glad you're my emergency contact in case of disaster.“
Short Funny SMS Texts
For when you want to sum it up in one sentence and get a laugh.
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„Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you, even though your cooking isn't great. (Kidding, I love you!).“
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„You're proof that love is blind. Thanks, and happy Valentine's Day!“
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„Happy Valentine's Day! You're my favourite person to annoy.“
Our Tip: How Not to Offend with a Joke? (Back It Up with a Gift!)
Humour is the spice of a relationship, but on Valentine's Day women still subconsciously expect a hint of romance too. The ideal strategy for men? Write a funny wish on the card, but have it delivered with a gorgeous bouquet.
When the courier hands over an armful of red roses, your other half will first be moved... and then laugh out loud reading the heartfelt message. That's a winning combination. We'll print your message, place it in a discreet envelope, and deliver it with the flowers – straight to the bedside, if you like (or to work, so her colleagues can see).
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