Authors: florists Bára and Monika, KvětinyExpres.cz · Updated: October 2026
Funny Christmas Wishes: Because Laughter Is the Best Gift (Right After Flowers)
Christmas is the holiday of peace and quiet... in theory. In practice it's often more of a baking marathon, last-minute gift hunting, and endless tidying that the kids wreck again in five minutes.
Want to help your loved ones relax and break free from the rush this year? Forget the formal phrases. Try some funny Christmas wishes that are guaranteed to bring a smile. Laughter relieves stress, after all, and it belongs to Christmas just like fish soup (which half the family does not eat).
✅ Looking for more classic wishes? See our Christmas wishes inspiration. ✅ Want a short quote? Pick from the Christmas quotes. ✅ Writing New Year wishes instead? Take a look at New Year wishes for friends and family.
When Is a Funny Wish Appropriate?
Humour is the spice of life, but you have to handle it carefully.
✅ Family and close friends: Here you can let loose. Hints about diets, socks under the tree or burnt cookies are welcome.
✅ Colleagues on the team: If you have a good crowd in the office, a funny wish lightens work stress.
❌ Business partners and superiors: Here we recommend sticking to the classics. For inspiration, look at our article with traditional Christmas wishes.
Poinsettia, amaryllis and holly in our range:
Tip: A funny text works best on a beautiful paper card that you enclose with the gift
Inspiration: Texts That Will Amuse (Copy and Send)
Short Funny Wishes for SMS (Copy and Send)
Quick wishes for WhatsApp, SMS or Messenger. One sentence and a smile is in the world.
"Merry Christmas! May the cookies be sweet, the family calm and the Wi-Fi fast."
"Merry Christmas! Santa knows you have been good. I'm not going to tell him otherwise."
"I wish you a Christmas without stress, without extra kilos and without forgotten gifts."
"Finish baking the cookies, wrap the gifts and above all smile – Christmas is here!"
"May you lack nothing under the tree, except the unnecessary extra kilo."
"Merry Christmas! If you are reading this before dinner, you still have time to stop eating cookies."
"The carp is already in the pan, but the wish reached you fresh. Merry Christmas!"
"May Santa bring you everything this year, just not more socks!"
"Christmas is almost here. Have you got the gifts? Neither have I. Fingers crossed!"
"Merry Christmas! May your family not find you before you finish the last piece of cookie."
For Family (About Food and Socks)
Family puts up with the most. Here we can joke about the classic Christmas “hardships”.
"I wish you a Christmas so beautiful that even Dad's fish soup will taste like a delicacy this year! Merry Christmas!"
"May your Christmas be full of love, peace and no political discussions by the tree. And above all – don't choke on a bone!"
"Merry Christmas! And don't forget – Santa sees everything. Even how you sneak cookies from the box on the balcony at night."
"I wish you lots of soft gifts under the tree... so you have somewhere to collapse after overeating potato salad."
For Mom and Grandma (With Love and a Pinch of Humour)
A wish that pleases and makes them laugh at the same time.
"Mom, thank you for the best sirloin in cream sauce, the firmest hugs and the Christmas calm you can conjure up even when baking for twenty people. Merry Christmas!"
"Grandma, nobody cooks like you. I promise I won't let you wash the dishes this year. (Well, at least not all of them.) Merry Christmas!"
"Mom, this year I wish you nothing more than to finally sit down and let someone give you a gift. And the bouquet is on top."
For Friends (About Wine and Diets)
Send your friends something relaxed, ideally via WhatsApp or SMS.
"Merry Christmas! May more gifts wait under your tree than bills after the holidays in January."
"May your Christmas be so calm that not even the carp escapes from the bathtub. And if Santa forgets the gifts, may he at least not forget the wine!"
"Christmas rule no. 1: Cookies don't count as calories. Christmas rule no. 2: If they do, see rule no. 1. Enjoy the holidays!"
For Colleagues (About Work and Deadlines)
An ideal message before leaving for the company-wide holiday.
"Merry Christmas! May there be fewer blunders at this year's Christmas party than last year. (What happens at the party stays at the party!)"
"I wish you a Christmas full of peace. May the only “deadline” be the moment the carp has to reach the table."
"Merry Christmas! And if you find a new laptop under the tree, whatever you do, don't open your work email!"
Choose a bouquet to pair with your funny message:
By the way, we even have a bouquet called Christmas Wish – so once a year your wish comes true literally, and it smells nice on top.
For Your Partner (With Love and Humour)
"Christmas with you is perfect! That is... if you make the coffee and I just test the cookies. I love you!"
"Darling, I wish you a Christmas full of joy. And if Santa is late with the gifts, don't worry – I'm the best gift you already have!"
Wishes With a Flower (for the Card With the Bouquet)
These lines suit a Christmas bouquet or gift best.
"I am sending you a bouquet because you have eaten all the cookies anyway. Merry Christmas!"
"One bouquet, one wish and zero excuses that I forgot again. Merry Christmas!"
"A bouquet is my wish that cannot be burnt in the oven. Merry Christmas!"
How to Deliver a Funny Wish? With a Flower!
A funny message on a card works perfectly as a moment of surprise with a beautiful, serious bouquet. Imagine the moment: the recipient gets a gorgeous Christmas arrangement, is moved... and then reads a message that makes her laugh out loud. That is the best combination of emotions. Printing the card with a message is free of charge.
Our courier service delivers your Christmas flowers and bouquets across Prague and the whole Czech Republic.
Christmas delivery 2026: We accept online orders until 5 p.m. on 23 December. On 24 December we deliver in the 9–12 time window and the shop is closed. We do not deliver on 25, 26 and 27 December and the shop is closed. From 28 to 31 December we deliver again, on 31 December in the 9–12 time window. We accept online orders for New Year's Eve until 5 p.m. on 30 December. The shop is open until 6 p.m. on 22 and 23 December and on 28–30 December, and until 12 noon on 31 December. On 1, 2 and 3 January 2027 the shop is closed and we do not deliver.
Frequently Asked Questions About Funny Christmas Wishes
How do I add a funny wish to a bouquet?
Enter the text of the wish in the order note and we will print it on a card enclosed with the bouquet. Printing the card is free of charge.
Which funny wish should I send by SMS?
In the section “Short Funny Wishes for SMS” you will find 10 one-line ideas that you can copy and send via SMS, WhatsApp or Messenger.
Who is a funny wish suitable for?
Family and close friends, and colleagues on a team with a good crowd. For business partners and superiors we recommend sticking to classic wishes.
Which bouquet suits a funny wish?
A funny message stands out best as a surprise with an elegant bouquet. Last year the best-selling Christmas bouquet was Silent Night.
When do you deliver on Christmas Eve?
We accept online orders for Christmas Eve until 5 p.m. on 23 December and deliver on 24 December in the 9–12 time window.
Do you deliver bouquets outside Prague too?
Yes, throughout the Czech Republic. In Prague our Airway couriers deliver express within 90–120 minutes or in the time windows 9–12, 12–17 and 17–20. Delivery is free for orders over 1,299 CZK and the personal message is free.
Your KvětinyExpres.cz team wishes you a Christmas full of laughter (and at least one pair of warm socks)!
Related: Christmas Wishes: 100+ Texts for Every Occasion, Christmas Quotes, New Year's Wishes 2027, Flowers as a Christmas Gift: Ideas by Price and Recipient.
